🐷 Embrace the easygoing life with our I'm Retired Cute Pig Coffee T-Shirt! Featuring a charming pig relaxing in a coffee cup with the cheeky quote "I don't have to, I don't want to, you can't make me," this design is pure playful fun. Perfect for anyone enjoying their well-deserved retirement or simply living life on their own terms. ☕🎀
✨ Product Highlights: • 100% premium cotton for everyday comfort
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) — durable, breathable, and easy to style
• Open-end yarn with tubular fabric construction for a soft yet structured fit
• Taped neck and shoulders for a better shape hold
• Double seam at sleeves and hem for a clean, polished look
• Bright, vibrant sublimation artwork with high-resolution details
🎨 Design Features: • Adorable pig with rosy cheeks and purple polka-dot bandana
• Cozy coffee cup and playful coffee splashes for a lighthearted vibe
• Fun retirement quote that adds personality to any casual outfit
🎁 Why You'll Love It: • Perfect gift for retirees, coffee lovers, or anyone who knows how to enjoy life!
• Easy to layer with jackets, cardigans, or wear solo for a comfy, trendy look
• One-of-a-kind artwork crafted to brighten your wardrobe
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🛒 Additional Product Info:
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Blank tees sourced responsibly from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico
Fabric Disclaimers:
• White variant may naturally appear slightly off-white.
• Natural color variant may have charming dark speckles due to fabric properties.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
