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This soft, classic tee brings a wink of dark humor to everyday wear. A detailed frog nurse clutching a steaming coffee is printed on the front with the bold line, “I have to ask weird stuff or you’ll die.” It feels like slipping into a laid-back conversation with a sharp, sarcastic colleague — comfortable, a little mischievous, and built to last. The medium-weight cotton holds vibrant DTG/DTF prints well, the ribbed collar keeps its shape, and the tear-away label stays out of the way. Wear it on shift, at conventions, on coffee runs, or when you need to break the ice with a grin.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durable comfort
- Tubular, seamless body with ribbed knit collar and shoulder twill tape for shape retention
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork for crisp, detailed design
- Tear-away label and classic relaxed fit for scratch-free, everyday wear
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced US cotton; complies with safety and EU warranty standards

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Nurse Frog T‑Shirt — "I Have to Ask Weird Stuff or You'll Die" Funny Medical Humor Tee
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    Description

    This soft, classic tee brings a wink of dark humor to everyday wear. A detailed frog nurse clutching a steaming coffee is printed on the front with the bold line, “I have to ask weird stuff or you’ll die.” It feels like slipping into a laid-back conversation with a sharp, sarcastic colleague — comfortable, a little mischievous, and built to last. The medium-weight cotton holds vibrant DTG/DTF prints well, the ribbed collar keeps its shape, and the tear-away label stays out of the way. Wear it on shift, at conventions, on coffee runs, or when you need to break the ice with a grin.

    Product features
    - 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durable comfort
    - Tubular, seamless body with ribbed knit collar and shoulder twill tape for shape retention
    - Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork for crisp, detailed design
    - Tear-away label and classic relaxed fit for scratch-free, everyday wear
    - OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced US cotton; complies with safety and EU warranty standards

    Care instructions
    - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    - Do not iron
    - Do not dryclean
    - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    - Tumble dry: low heat

    Personalize Your Product