Retired and loving it? Then this tee is so you.
Featuring an adorable pink pig chilling #5 in a mug of cocoa, mud, or who-knows-what—this design says what every retired soul is really thinking:
“I don’t have to. I don’t want to. You can’t make me.”
From the purple polka dot bandana to that absolutely unbothered smile, this shirt is the perfect mix of funny and fierce. It’s made for anyone who’s done with the hustle and now living on their own schedule—with coffee (or wine) in hand.
🔹 Highlights:
🐷 Relaxed pig in a steaming mug with retro flair
💬 Quote: “I’m Retired. I Don’t Have To. I Don’t Want To. You Can’t Make Me.”
☕ High-resolution print pops with soft pastels and humor
👕 Ultra-comfy tee built for coffee sipping, couch sitting, and doing absolutely nothing
🎁 Great gift for retirees, coffee lovers, or anyone who knows they’ve earned their peace
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📦 Fabric + Garment Specs:
This premium tee delivers a structured look that stays sharp while pairing effortlessly with layered streetwear. Soft, flattering, and on-trend!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double-stitched sleeves and hem
• Blank garments sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico
⚠️ Disclaimers:
⚠️ Due to the fabric blend, White may appear slightly off-white.
⚠️ The Natural color variant may have light speckling throughout, which is a normal part of its fabric texture.
🖨️ Proudly designed by Style Junction Custom Digital Designs—where bold ideas meet bright colors.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
