Make a bold statement with the Funny Cow Attitude Tee – Keep Your Bullsht Off My Pasture*. This tee features an adorably sarcastic cartoon cow paired with a head-turning quote that brings humor and sass in one powerful design.
Perfect for those who protect their peace and boundaries with unapologetic flair, this tee is all about confidence, style, and a little Southern spice.
✅ Vibrant Graphic – Adorable cow character with expressive charm
✅ Statement Quote – Bold typography that speaks volumes
✅ Premium Print – High-resolution design with crisp color detail
Short Emotional Description:
Designed for those who take no mess and live out loud, this tee brings attitude and laughs to everyday style. It’s for creators, rebels, and peace protectors.
FABRIC + GARMENT SPECS:
This premium tee delivers a structured look that stays sharp while pairing effortlessly with layered streetwear. Soft, flattering, and on-trend!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double-stitched sleeves and hem
• Blank garments sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico
Disclaimers:
⚠️ Due to the fabric blend, White may appear slightly off-white.
⚠️ The Natural color variant may have light speckling throughout, which is a normal part of its fabric texture.
🖨️ Proudly designed by Style Junction Custom Digital Designs—where bold ideas meet bright colors.
Custom Design Note:
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Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
