Soft, sturdy, and utterly charming — this classic crew tee carries a playful, slightly sassy energy. Front artwork shows a wide-eyed puppy holding a paw to its muzzle with the phrase “Shhh. No one cares” in warm, hand-lettered hues. The image feels like a wink between friends: cheeky, irreverent, and unexpectedly affectionate. Wear it on slow weekend mornings with worn jeans, layered under an open flannel for dog-park strolls, or tucked into casual shorts when you want to keep your mood light and a little mischievous. The shirt’s relaxed silhouette and breathable cotton make it an easy go-to for everyday routines and low-key hangouts, while the crisp print keeps the design looking lively wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% US-grown cotton (solid colors) — durable, breathable medium-weight fabric
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner drape and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual-printing: DTF for sleeve/labels and DTG for main artwork ensures vivid, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, meets safety standards and comes with a 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |